Caption Competition -Thanks to Mike Skelton, Glynne Jones, Phil Bendall, Peter Salter & others for joining in the fun
Alan: They never told me it was like greyhound racing and I was the rabbit up front Or - Your names not down, you're not coming in! Or - Well I have got them all here on the grid, now what do I do?
(far left) Geraint: 'Does my bum look big in this? YES! Keith Butcher: "That gap looks NEARLY big enough for an ex-BTCC Primera to me "Nigel Bowen: "That gap looks DEFINITELY big enough for an ex-BTCC Primera to me " Alvin Powell: "That gap looks big enough for an ex-BTCC Mondeo AND my Winnebago to me!!!" Or ... Pembrey fuel protest lacked support or If I just stretch my left arm a bit further I�m sure I can disable the ignition and if I can just remove the nut that holds the wheel (while he's not watching!)
(far left) Alvin: This bloody bra! Or- Oh! The end of my c*ck isnt half itching! Or - If you Marshals think it is that easy, then take my overalls and show us! (left) Nigel: So the indicators werent working and I had my right arm out of the right window like this, then I needed to go left so I put my left arm out of the left window like this, and then there was a hairpin and I remembered about left foot braking like this, and next thing I knew I was thrown on to the bonnet of the car .! Or ... Sod going to euro- disney -look at this ride! Or ....Nigel finally gets his leg over with super(touring) model |